In my defense, I was innocently standing up against that pillar when these girls just started attacking me, with their lips and hands and bodies, I tried to stop them but they were incredibly strong for their size. All I could do was stand there and wait for it to be all over. The horror, the horror. I must tell you all that the torture was unbearable. And who stole my pants?
Similarly, I was forced at knife-point by half-Japanese rap stars to take liberties with myself while viewing these photographs (both taken and posted under force). The circle is complete.
As Jason's ("hash" as he is known in the Family circle) older brother, I will not condone this obvious, flirtatious banter. Btw, I've got all the humiliating inside stories from his childhood. Ask, and ye shall receive...
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In my defense, I was innocently standing up against that pillar when these girls just started attacking me, with their lips and hands and bodies, I tried to stop them but they were incredibly strong for their size. All I could do was stand there and wait for it to be all over. The horror, the horror. I must tell you all that the torture was unbearable. And who stole my pants?
2/23/2005 10:12 AM gmt
Yes, yes. And I didn't mean to capture and post those pictures on the world-wide interweb. I was forced to by a bunch of gnomes.
Sex gnomes.
2/24/2005 6:37 AM gmt
Similarly, I was forced at knife-point by half-Japanese rap stars to take liberties with myself while viewing these photographs (both taken and posted under force). The circle is complete.
2/28/2005 6:14 AM gmt
As Jason's ("hash" as he is known in the Family circle) older brother, I will not condone this obvious, flirtatious banter. Btw, I've got all the humiliating inside stories from his childhood. Ask, and ye shall receive...
3/10/2005 4:27 AM gmt
What? All lies. I don't know who this "e" character is, but I can assure you that I have no brother. I was also never a child.
3/10/2005 6:33 AM gmt
I'd love to hear all the humiliating stories about "hash" that you've got. Do tell "e"
I will trade embarrassing stories for home-made baked goods.
3/12/2005 5:08 AM gmt
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